Jacob

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:54:42 GMT

I haven't been this depressed in almost 4 years

"I can't dance to that....Wheres My BOO!!" -Crazy CIT Ethan

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 12:29:40 GMT

WOW! It's been a while. Well I might as well take this time to update the world on how my life is. To begin, those lyrics were for my job. I'm a camp counselor at the city of North Miami Beach's parks and recreation day camp aka Camp No-Mi-Be. Each year we put on a camp show which usually has a weak theme in which cool songs are not allowed. This year however they let us pick our own songs. So my group, Pod 3 (5th and 6th graders) decided to do a melody. It really cool. The girls will start out doing a dance to Mariah Carey's "Heartbreaker" , the boys will the come out and do Rob Thomas' "This is how a heart breaks", and then both groups will come to do the big finale Black Eyed Peas "Don't MESS with my heart" (Clean version). The dance is going to be really cool. The reason I put those lyrics on my journal was because i couldn't print them out, so i put it on my journal so I could copy them and print them out at work.

Anyways, a hell of a lot has happened since I last updated. I sorta graduated. Nothing Big, lol. We also were on the losing side of the biggest upset to Norland (Enough about that). I picked Williams College in Massachusetts. Its hard to think of stuff. I was going to update so many times but was really lazy. Now I can't think about it. Senior Year was amazing. I'm so sad to be leaving. I'm gonna miss every1. It was really cool how I became close with so many ppl this year. Big shout outs to Sofa and Gabe. I love those guys. This year (especially towards the end) we became an awesome trio. Shout out to Jillian who was an awesome friend this past year. I kno I'm leaving out a lot of ppl and I'm sorry. Thats why I'm gonna ask every1 who reads this to comment with a memory that reminds them of me and their friendship and I'll respond with my favorite memory of them. Thanks to every1 who made these 4 years the best of my life and I'll do my best to hang out with all of you beofre August 27th.

I'll update alot this summer.

"Manny.....You freakin suck dude!" -Coach A

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:58:07 GMT

Survey Time

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Jacob
Birthday:	3/23/87
Birthplace:	North Miami Beach
Current Location:	North Miami Beach
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Czech
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Old Navy Sandals
Your Weakness:	Taking things too seriously
Your Fears:	Heights, Roaches
Your Perfect Pizza:	Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Find someone special
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Either the day before or the day coming
Your Best Physical Feature:	Eyes
Your Bedtime:	Late
Your Most Missed Memory:	Dad
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King
Single or Group Dates:	Havent had much of either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Neither
Do you Smoke:	Nope
Do you Swear:	Yea
Do you Sing:	Yea
Do you Shower Daily:	Yea
Have you Been in Love:	Close
Do you want to go to College:	Yea
Do you want to get Married:	Yea
Do you belive in yourself:	Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Not often
Do you think you are Attractive:	Somewhat
Are you a Health Freak:	Sorta
Do you get along with your Parents:	Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Not when they screw up plans
Do you play an Instrument:	Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Nope
In the past month have you Smoked:	Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	I've eaten some. not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Nope
Ever been Drunk:	Of Course not
Ever been called a Tease:	Nope
Ever been Beaten up:	Nope
Ever Shoplifted:	Nope
How do you want to Die:	I'd rather not think about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Not sure yet
What country would you most like to Visit:	Australia
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color:	Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair:	Long
Height:	Not taller than me
Weight:	Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style:	Doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken:	0
Number of CDs I own:	0
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Alot of little things
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

[ First // Last ]
First job : Umpire
First screen name : Kenneezded
First funeral : Uncle’s
First pets : Cat named Squirt
First piercing : none
First big trip : Nashville, TN
Last big car ride : Orlando w/ Zach and Ak
Last kiss : [sigh]
Last good cry : while back
Last movie seen : guess who, last night
Last beverage drank : Arizona green tea
Last food consumed : steak
Last phone call : Coach A to let him kno I beat Manny at MVP
Last TV show watched : Phil of the Future, lol
Last shoes worn : Old Navy Sandals
Last CD played : MP3 Player
Last item bought : Movie Ticket
Last disappointment : Life, lol
Last ice cream eaten : cookies n cream last night
Last shirt worn : Charger Baseball

[ The Vitals ]

- Full name: Jacob Edward Cerny
- Location : NMB
- Natural Hair color : brownish blondish
- Present Hair color : same
- Eye color : blue
- Sexual Preference : girls
- Bra size/Penis size: If you really wanna kno, call me, lol

[ The Nosey ]

- What color is your underwear? red
- Girls, is your bra padded/do you stuff it?
- Do you have a crush on someone? yea
- Who do you have a crush on? alot of ppl
- Does anyone have a crush on you? yea
- What turns you on? Eyes and personailty
- What turns you off? smokers, liars, crazies

- Which celebrities do you find attractive? Natalie portman
- Which celebrities would you make out with given the chance? alot
- Which of your friends do you find attractive? Good majority of them

[ The Perverted ]

- Did u ever watch porn? yea
- Did you enjoy it? Pretty funny
- Do you fuck or make love? Never done either
- Have you ever had sex with a girl? nope
- Have you ever had sex with a boy? nope
- Have you ever kissed a girl? yea
- Have you ever kissed a boy? nope
- Have you ever gone down on someone? no
- Has anyone gone down on you? nope
- Have you ever used any sex toys? nope
- Are you sexually shy? Around some ppl
- How many sexual partners have you had? none
- Would you ever make out with someone who is ugly? Probably not
- Would you ever make out with someone who had bad hygiene? no
- Who do you want to make out with right now? A lot of ppl
- Are you a kitten in bed? No….ppl say I kick alot
- When was your last perverted dream? Last night, lol
- Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex? havent

[ The Morals ]

- Would you kiss someone you don't love? yea
- Would you have sex with someone you don't love? Haven’t been faced with that problem
- Do you believe in sex before marriage? yea
- Have you ever been in love? Pretty close
- Do you want to get married? yea

[ The Ending ]

- What is the time? 6:55PM
- How long did this take you? 20 minutes b/c I kept getting distracted
- Did you enjoy this? eh
- What did you do most during this survey? Watch TV
- Any final thoughts? Spring Break is too short

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Spring Break was fun yet short. Recap 2morrow probably

"How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?" -Coach Bello

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 00:04:02 GMT

"... 17, because there is no feathers on a football, and ice cream has no bones"

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I often wondered what could drive a person to suddenly blow up and fill their journals with all their problems and complaints in the world. However, I think I have found out why. Tomorrow is the first game of the season and frankly I need to get all of this off my mind.

I HATE when people you don't even know or talk to decide that they want to start spreading rumors and lies about you that have no basis in truth at all. I don't care if they're jealous or just an asshole (the latter being the more accurate), be a man and say it to my face if you have a f*cking problem.

I HATE when you do so much for one person and they repay you by stabbing you in the back and being an asshole. It's understandable that you have things going on in your life, but to take it out on people that don't deserve it, there is no excuses.

I HATE when a friend has so much potential, yet they kill it with the worst attitudes. It's hard to comprehend how someone can be so arrogant. On one hand, they are your friend and you love them but how do you draw the line and make them see what there attitude is doing to themselves and others.

I HATE when people take advantage of someone and take for granted what that person does for them. Too often people don't appreciate what someone does for them and hopefully they can realize that next year when that person won't be there.

I HATE when people play games to try and guage what someone thinks. For once I'd like to see people just try and shy away from the games and let people know how they truly feel.

I HATE how cruel fate can be. How it snatches away someone you truly love, only to dangle them in your face and finally snatch him away for good. How the feelings of sadness and mouring creep up on you when you least expect it and how people can't relaize that even after two years it still hurts so bad.

It hurts when someone you don't even know judges you becuase of lies someone made up about you.

It hurts when old friends change and don't have as much time for you anymore.

It hurts when you try to be so nice to people and be the best person you can be, yet you're forced to go through so much heartache and grief, while people who could care less about anything but themselves lead care free lives.

It hurts to think about what ifs. What if someone had been smaret enough to realize that something was wrong when they got that phone call? What if someone was still here to watch someone doing all this stuff and accomplishing all these things? What if someone didn't have to feel this pain?

As I read over what I sed, I realize that at some point and time, I've been guilty of most of these things. For this I am sorry. The thing that seperates them is that I had no intention to hurt anyone or mess up anything. At this point in time, I look at these things people have done to me and can't help but not recognize any remorse or accept that they didn't mean any harm. Maybe I hold too high standards for people. Maybe I expect too much from certain people. If the latter is the case then its sad, because I hold alot of people in such high esteem. Therein might lie the problem. I expect so much from certain people that it hurts when they dip slightly below a certain level. For that I'm sorry. Now that I've let all that out, I don't feel as good as I would have hoped, but I want to end on a postive note.

I LOVE that God allowed someone three perfect years in which they could finally know the person they loved so long.

I LOVE that someone could be as lucky as to have a friend who, although they had some minor disagreements, has been one of the best things in that persons life.

I LOVE that someone can be blessed with such good friends who he can share some of the most private things with.

I LOVE that once and while someone comes along who you can talk to immedietly and feel that you know them for a while.

I LOVE to have family that annoys the hell out of you and you still can't wait to be with them.

I LOVE that tomorrow is the first game of the season and I'm starting.

Thanks for listening and feel free to comment on anything. Heres to me not worrying about stuff and enjoying the rest of senior year (Translation: feeling down again sometime next week). Cheers.

ILM-GC 1/25/03

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 23:43:55 GMT

Baseball has offically started

Went up to the board in babbits class

Did well on group assignment for dysart

got 20/20 for first math quiz of quarter

less than a month to first game

Silver knight due 2morrow

got alot of recomendations

IMY ILY ODISYA

"If you have a problem with a young girls development than you have a problem with me" -Evan

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 02:23:44 GMT

1. I ____ Jacob.

2. Jacob is ____.

3. I want to ____ Jacob.

4. Someday Jacob will ____.

5. Jacob reminds me of ____.

6. Without Jacob, ____.

7. Worst thing about Jacob is ____.

8. Best thing about Jacob is ____.

9. I think Jacob should ____.

10. If Jacob was here right now I would ____.

"My mother was a vampire slayer....." -Evan

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 00:25:19 GMT

...My father is lucifer and I am a werewolf poet!" LOL

V t GirL iE 8 8 [7:12 P.M.]: i love what you've done to your hair
ChargerPitcher6 [7:12 P.M.]: thanks
V t GirL iE 8 8 [7:12 P.M.]: very...suave haha
ChargerPitcher6 [7:12 P.M.]: lol

It's been a while. Mid term week is over and I did very well. I'm so happy. Baring any crazy circumstances I'll have str8 A's for the weeks and hopeuflly str8 A's for the midterms (Only one i don' know is environmental)

I'm just happy school is over, LOL. GPA's are now frozen and I think I finshed with the only 4.0 unweighted. College Apps are done and now I just enjoy senior year and try to survive Babbit.

I'm headed to Orlando 2morrow. It should be loads of fun. This is just one of the new cool things I've done this year so far and I look forward to more good things.

Thats about it. I'll update when I get back. To all the ppl I like, I am offically confessing my love to you. LOL. Now no one can accuse me of not trying to make things work. LOL

It's been real! Catch ya when I get back in Miami Dade County.

"Assss-Hooooole" -Baby from Meet the Fockers

Mon, 03 Jan 2005 00:09:54 GMT

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
Got a high school win in baseball and the top score in a golf match

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don’t remember what mine was so I’m not sure. This year, I just want to enjoy the rest of senior year.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Aunt gave birth to my godson Ethan

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Fortunately no

5. What countries did you visit?
None

6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
A relationship

7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
None really stands out

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Great grades for 1st nine weeks of senior year, 6 shutout innings vs. Belen

9. What was your biggest failure?
Golf districts, district championship game for baseball

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nothing serious

11. What was the best thing you bought?
New glove a couple days ago

14. Where did most of your money go?
In the bank

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
New cell phone

16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
Any maroon 5 song

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
Happier or sadder? – happier, 2003 was kinda rough
Older or wiser? - both
Thinner or fatter? – exactly the same
Richer or poorer? – richer….first job

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
kissing

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
stressin

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Wit family

22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
Nope but I had quite a few crushes

24. What was your favorite TV program?
The assistant

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Nope

26. What was the best book you read?
Harry potter 5……lol

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Maroon 5

28. What did you want and get?
Cell phone

29. What did you want and not get?
Relationship

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Shattered Glass

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I was 17….and we played North Miami. I pitched well.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A special someone

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
Kinda preppy, lot of polos and dress shirts, kinda kroppy…lol

34. What kept you sane?
Talking to sofa and others

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Natalie Portman

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
The Environment, Gay marriage

37. Who did you miss?
Coach Nes and Rocio

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Probably miles

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004:
Life can be hard

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:

If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares /

excuse me as i take this year by storm

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 21:55:53 GMT

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"It's a HI-C school" -Coach Nes

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 03:36:18 GMT

Wow! It's been a while. Sorry, I havent felt up to updating in a while. But I thought I'd update on how my break has been going. In one word, Great! Only problem is that its traveling too fast.

Saturday 12/18: We had a double header against St. Andrews. We won the first game 7-1 and tied the second game 4-4. I went 2-2 with a triple and a run. All in all it was a good day. At night, Gandhi and Rudy hung out at the GP's as we watched the tape of the game.

Sunday 12/19: Hung out until Gandhi called me and we went to the movies. We saw Oceans 11. It was a great movie. We also walked around the mall as he looked for gifts for a certain some1. I also purchased a gift for my mom. Also, we saw Lorena and the twins. Chatted for a lil bit as they ate at the food court.

Monday 12/20: Played a little short notice football with some ppl. It was ok until the last game when i threw 5 INT's b/c of the wind but we still won. Afterwords, Gandhi, Evan , and I went to the mall and I shopped for the rest of my gifts. Gandhi also went on a spending spree buying like 200 bucks worth of stuff.

Tuesday 12/21: YAB Boomers trip turned into Sofa, Gandhi, and I playing games for 5 hours. The go-karts were the best. The last race I started last and passed both of them to win. I also killed them in Mini-Golf. I usually dont brag this much but last time Sofa and I played he killed me. Then, Gandhi and I went to eat dinner at the mall. Lol. 3 days in a row.

Wednesday 12/22: Woke up to John calling me to play football. It was ok... not the best day of football but not that bad. Afterwords, went with Gandhi to the mall. We met Zach and Malika and helped Zach pick out a gift for his g/f. Also, big shoutout to Rhonda who hooked me up with a free gift.

Thursday 12/23: Hung out at the GP's until John called me and let me kno that Poker night was at 6:30. It was fun. Won like 2 bucks.

Friday 12/24: CHRISTMAS EVE. I spent the day doing college apps, how fun! For dinner, my brother came over and then we went to my Grandma's house.

CHRISTMAS 12/25: I got my new phone. It is ahhhhhh-some. Before I went to my aunts house. I stopped by Karly and Evans houses to give them their gifts. Many Thanks to them for the awesome gifts. After that, I went to my annual get together at my Aunt Laura's house. It always good to see family. Then, I went to my mom's friends house. Finally, I went to my Uncle Brians house for dinner. Ended a GREAT Christmas by going with Joaquin and Karly to Evan's house to give him his gift.

Sunday 12/26: Went to practice with Sofa and Duffy. Then, Evan came over and chilled at the GP's. We played this cool football game that Rudlyn and I created a couple years ago. I beat him in Round 1 4-0 and beat him in Round 2, 4-3. We ate Marios for dinner and then he went home

Today 12/27: Went to practice a froze my ass off. Afterwords, I went and bought a new glove and shorts from Sports Authority and ate McDonalds. Then, Rudlyn came over and we played the football game. I won round 1, 4-0. He won round 2, 4-0. The final round came down to some drama. I was up 3-1. Then he tied it at 3. And in teh final game I was up 11-0 and he threw the first 11 ever. I came back five minutes later and won in OT. Then, I came home for dinner and I plan to finish college apps at my moms office tomorrow.

Heres to a slow and great rest of the break.

"He should sleep wit his wife!" -Aldrick (which he stole form me) [High Five!]

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 23:25:19 GMT

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Shout out to Vicky and Denise for the big soccer win!

"Ya gotta make the play, Biiiillllllllyyyyyy" -Coach A

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 23:31:43 GMT

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"My son would never do that." -Rammy

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 02:16:22 GMT

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"I'm freakin HOT!" -Miles "They'll Just make my hippity hips more hippy" -Jillian

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 22:12:16 GMT

"You kno what I do....I go to the pound and get a dog and when i walk through the neighborhood, nobody knows its not my dog! So then when a lady comes up and says "Oh, you're dog is so cute," I throw it at her and say "Take it whore!""

"And then I take a blow up doll on a plane and dress it up like my wife. Then the flight attendant comes and I say " Do you have my wifes kosher meal," then she says "Oh, I'm sorry sir we dont have kosher meals." So then, I take a pin and stick it in my wifes ass so she starts deflating and flying around the entire plane and say "See what you did, you don't give her her blintzes and she went into a seizure!" "

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I'm getting into the habit of only updating after weekends. Thats because nothing really interesting happens in school. I'm more just trying to get through the week so i can enjoy the weekend. I've got a realy bad case of Senioritis. I just don't want to do anything at all. I have no desire to do anything I'm supposed to.

Friday: Found out practice was cancelled and rushed to Miami Shores so I could play football. It was alot of fun of course. Then, Sofa, Gandhi and I went to Ambers surprise party. IT WAS GREAT! Don't think I can go into any more, but I can say that if you ever have a fire in your house, don't ask Ashley to help you b/c she doesnt care, lol. After the party, We chilled at my grandparents house for a while. Congrats to Gandhi on his awesome 40 yard dash time.

Saturday: I had to go to some Little League tryouts b/c I'm on the Lil league board. Woke up at 9 and did the baseball thing from 10 to 12. After that, I went and picked up Miles who was taking his SAT's at Nova. We hung out at my GP's house for a while as I did my enviro project and he looked up corny jokes online, lol. At 6, we went to the mall and bought tickets to see Alexander. Before the movie, we went to the food court and I ate my slice of pizza and plantains. Since the movie was at 8, we walked around for a little while. I also saw a whole bunch of people. I saw Sara at the food court and she gave me nice compliment (thanks). Then I saw Nicole, Mercedes, and Caralina. They had just finshed seeing National Treasure and it was nice surprise to see them. It was great b/c i scared the hell out of Merecedes by sneaking up on her. Then we went to see the movie. It was really long. It was an ok movie but it was kinda hard to follow b/c i didnt kno the story of Alexander. After the movie I gave Miles a ride home. All in all, awesome day. Alot of new inside jokes like the Perfume lady, Bath and Body works, my Buddy List and the doll faced mannequin at Burdines, lol.

Today: Watched my SNL tape. Repeat of Jude Law and Ashlee Simpson. That Jude Law is hilarious, very good actor. Especially when he played Nickie Hilton and Tony Blair. Also I watched the Ashlee Simpson fiasco and she was lip-syncing. Nasty Style. lol. I also had to go to the Softball Clinic for the little league. Along with all that, I'm almost done with my project. Very little left to do.

Thats pretty much it. Probably update next Sunday or have a little survey during the week. Till then!

"You're fired! [sound of me kicking evan in the ribs]" -Dysart

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 02:49:27 GMT

Heres a lil survey for my loyal readers (good friends) to see what you'd say.

01. Who are you?
02. Are we friends?
03. When and how did we meet?
04. Do you have a crush on me?
05. Would you kiss me?
06. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
07. Describe me in one word.
08. What was your first impression?
09. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? If so, why not?
15. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Be Nice, lol. And just to humor me, say yes to #'s 4 and 5.

"RAYYYYYYYYYYYYY-ED" -My cousin Cody

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 01:22:24 GMT

Time to update...Thanksgiving Style. This weekend was awesome. I had so much fun.

Wednesday Night: Went to Coaches house for a BBQ. IT was cool. We played MVP online and Manny and I were killing the competition. BUT Stupid Manny had to be jackass and let Coach come back from a 3-0 deficit b/c hes an idiot.

Turkey Day: Woke up early to find out the instructions of how to feed the animals at my house b/c my mom and step dad were going out of town. After that, I went to play tennis, but it was raining. So instead me, Nhi, Emily, and Jeremy went to 7-11 for slurpees and doughnuts. Afterwords I went home, showered, wished all my friends a happy thanksgiving, and went to my cousins house. It was great. Good food, got to watch some movies, and hang out with my 2 year old cousin Cody who is funny b/c he has a redneck accent. Afterwords, I went to my house and fed the animals. What a blast that is!

Friday: Went and picked up Miles around noon and we headed for Miami Shores to play football. Five hours later, we had played like 5 games, met a whole bunch of new ppl, and was tired as hell. After the game, Miles and I ate at Burger King and then went with my aunt to see Christmas wit the Cranks. Kinda corny, but what do you expect. Botox scene was pretty funny and the neighborhood was kinda creepy, but in the end Santa Clause saved the day. [shakes head].

Saturday: Was a good student and cut and pasted all my articles. Got a little light headed from the spray glue ("dont get messed up now....drugs are bad for you Jacob" - Miles). At around 6:30, I went to meet Miles so we could go see Alexander with Prospero, Patrick and Woody. However, I was hungry and the place was packed, so we went to the food court and ate instead. Later on, we walked around the mall and met Jeremy. While they were in EB, I left b/c it got a little to crowded and had a nice conversation with Linda. Afterwords, we went and played basketball at Paula's house. It was fun except for the fact that it felt like my feet were bleeding (I had no shoes so I played w/o them). When the game was done I took Miles home.

Today: Went back home. Did some math HW and tried to find the Gov't extra credit. Also, watched the Fins game and chatted with Miles on how both the Dolphins and Jets are gonna miss the playoffs. However, it looks like the Jets will, lol.

Anyways, That was my weekend. Back to boring school again. Hopefully time will travel fast until I get to the 2 week vacation, which will hopefully be as fun. Heres a lil survey type thingy courtesy of Dana

Thirteen Random Things you Like:

01) my friends
02) baseball
03) golf
04) football
05) movies
06) shirts that fit perfectly
07) pizza
08) my godson
09) open spaces
10) thinking about certain ppl
11) video games wit the team
12) talking
13) tennis

Twelve movies:

01) goldeneye
02) world series 97
03) world series 03
04) catch me if you can
05) national security
06) spider man
07) oceans eleven
08) swat
09) day after 2morrow
10) dodge ball
11) happy gilmore
12) red dragon

Eleven good bands/artists:

01) maroon 5
02) sum 41
03) green day
04) TI
05) jason mraz
06) michelle branch
07) ashlee simpson
08) ryan cabrera
09) john mayer
10) avril lavigne
11) ciara

Ten random things about you:

01) I do my best to be the best person possible
02) I take things too seriously
03) I’m kind of depressing
04) I believe respect is big
05) I love playing sports
06) I’m scared about going to far away for college
07) I’m desperate to date some1…lol
08) I’ve been real lazy towards school lately
09) I’m terrified of my upcoming economics class
10) Apparently I’m Claustrophobic

Nine favorite foods/drinks:

01) pizza
02) strawberry milk
03) steak
04) cookies
05) frozen coke
06) bagels
07) gatorade
08) chicken wings
09) caesar salad

Eight things you wear daily:

01) watch
02) livestrong bracelet
03) shirt
04) pants
05) shoes of some kind
06) belt
07) socks
08) baseball cap

Seven GREAT friends:

01) karly
02) evan
03) joaquin
04) sofa
05) miles
06) jillian
07) paula, daniela, ashley, arlene, aldrick, gerardo, jesse, duffy, gandhi, rudlyn, chris, linda, dana, jose, john, malika, emily, nhi, nicole, vicky, sam, fish, alexa, jim, and any1 else I forgot.

Six things that annoy you:

01) jerks
02) people who are full of themselves
03) when ppl try to take advantage of ppl
04) discrimination
05) government tests
06) people crowding around me

Five things you touch everyday:

01) hair
02) baseball glove
03) soap
04) cell phone
05) computer

Four shows you watch:

01) Real World
02) Drawn Together
03) Arrested Development
04) SNL

Three celebrities you have a crush on:

01) Natalie Portman
02) The girl in Christmas wit the Cranks…lol
03) Michelle Branch

Two people you'd like to kiss:

01) The View
02) Someone I saw yesterday

One person you could spend the rest of your life with:

01) I’ll let you kno when I find them

"The person is shrouded in a frog" -Big Fat Obnoxious Boss

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 03:09:25 GMT

Tennis Score Update : In a 2 versus 1 match, Jacob defeated Nhi and Emily 6-3; Jacob defeated Nhi 6-4

Sorry Nhi! I still love you.

This week at practice has been really cool. We've been scrimmaging alot, so I got to pitch everyday. I pitched a perfect game one day. It was great! I also hit a shot off Bryant. Also, a great moment. On Thursday, we played football. It was awesome. I played QB and kicked ass in the first game. We won 8-2. I had 8 TD passes and 0 INTs.

This weekend was really cool too. On Friday, Jesse slept over the GP's. On Saturday, I helped out at little league registration, then had lunch at Dynasty Buffet with Coach, Jesse, and Manny. Afterwords, we had video game tourneys.

MVP Baseball: [Jacob 2 Coach 1 F] [Jacob 7 Jesse 0 F]

MVP Baseball Tournament: First Round [Jacob 4 Jesse 3 F] [Manny 4 Coach 2 F] [Manny 3 Jacob 0 f/7] [Coach 5 Jesse 4 F] [Coach 2 Jacob 1 F] [Manny 2 Coach 1 F/Champ]

Madden 2005: Manny/Coach 42 Jacob/Jesse 10 F

NFL Blitz: Jacob/Jesse 45 Coach/Manny 0 F

On Sunday, I played Tennis with Nhi and Emily. Then I worked on College Application.
Thats about it. Heres to a good Thanksgiving Week!

Shout Outs: Miles and Paula (Movies this weekend), Sofa (Sold us out for Bowling...tsk tsk), Jesse, Manny, Coach (We killed you in Blitz atleast...lol)

Yes, I really like the scrolling text!

"I'm sorry I made you walk all that way" - Bachy

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 02:56:21 GMT

Tennis Score Update : In a 2 versus 1 match, Jacob defeated Nhi and Emily 6-2

It's been a while sense I updated. Common opening line with alot of ppl's entry. Alot has been going on since Halloween.

School: I've been doing really well in school. I have A averages in all my classes and I survived a killer test in Schemers today. In English, I recently got 3 A's in one day thanks to the Macbeth test. In Math, I got 100 on what I thought would be the hardest test, Related Rates.

Baseball: Our Fall League is officially over. We lost in the playoffs Saturday. It was fun while it lasted but I'm looking forward to start playing the regular season against slightly lesser opponents.

Friends: Big Shout out to Miles, who has become a really good friend in really short amount of time. Shout out to Manny, my new MVP opponent. Shout out to Sofa (Go Sofa, cuz thats my Sofa), Gandhi (Scope!), Duffy (BFITWW), Karly, Joaquin, Evan, Nhi, Vicki, Emily, and any1 else I forgot. Lemme kno and I'll make corrections. In my defense, I am really tired since I stayed up late last night studying for Government.

Thats about it. I look forward to hopefully playing football on early release and hanging out with ppl from the team this weekend. I will be victorious! lol.

"Where are your tattos?" -Dr. Gottfried

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 03:17:52 GMT

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

FRIDAY: We lost 9-3 even though I pitched well. I also got back my math test which I thought I did bad on but I got a 92.

SATURDAY: We were winning 5-3 going into the bottom of the 6th and we ended up losing 6-5. After the game I hung out with Gandhi, Sofa, and Rudy. Shout out to AK for letting us chill at his studio for a while.

SUNDAY: I did Ritchies HW. Then I worked at the Monster Mash Bash for a while. Then I went trick or treating with Evan, Aldrick, and Kaley. We went one for three with teachers. Shout out to Dr. Gottfried. You made sure we didn't strike out.

Here are some pics of Bowling, Lunch, and then some random pics of people.

"I wanna see what they look like when they are drunk...Lemme get the beers" -Miles

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 01:31:56 GMT

Last night I went to Jeremy's B-day party. It was awesome; I had so much fun. I felt a little out of place b/c I didn't know anybody but every1 was really nice and cool to hang out with. We went swimming, listened to music, ate, and inadvertently broke a lot of stuff at the house.

Shout out to Jeremy and Emily; Thanks for the invite. Here are some pics of the night that was the '06 Homecoming (Chaperoned by Paula and I).

"Whats your deal, MAN!" -Bowling Coach

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 02:02:21 GMT

Well, it's been a cool two days. First, I got my report card and I got all A's. I really had to work for this one. I feel like I've done enough work to stop already.

First, Districts went bad so I played in the First Annual "Battle 4 Bellantes" versus Coach Bello. It was great. I was down 5 shots with 3 holes to play and I came back and won. It was the single most greatest comeback in modern sports history. It was great way to end my high school golf career. Now I get to eat on Bello's bill!

Today, I had a government test. I got a B on the multiple choice and the essay hadn't been graded. In Literature, we had a timed writing. In Calculus, I took a quiz and we attempted our first Free Response Question. It didnt seem that hard.

After school, I went to the bowling match. This has become a routine for me. I really love going to the bowling matches. Today was especially interesting. The boys upset the number one team in the district, Carol City. The funny part was all the fights that almost broke out. Duffy, the "intense" person he is, got into shouting matches. Ying got pushed. Jeremy flipped out on one guy. Even quiet Rookie Mike got pissed off. It was funny. The girls however feel short in their comeback effort and lose their first game of the season. The bowling matches have been real fun and I hope to go next Tuesday against American.

BOWLING SHOUT OUTS: Fish, Sam, Alexa, Duffy, Rudy, Jason, Zach, Lanelle, Mike, Ying, Jeremy, Emily, Elizabeth, Sharene, Amanda, Tanuja, Olivia, Coach. Im pretty sure thats every1 that was at the bowling match who I consider a good friend and probably wouldn't push me for no reason. If I let any1 out, I'm sorry. Just lemme kno and I'll fix it.

Anyways, thats about it. If I forgot anything important that has happened lately, leave a post and I'll add it. You kno me, I love comments!

"You couldn't find your ass in the dark of all your fingers were flashlights!" -Bello

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 01:52:48 GMT

Well, it's been a while. I'm kind of on the down slope of the roller coaster I call my life. School has been stressful, but I have been doing surprisingly well. This whole year has been pretty strenuous so far. Updates:

-Government: I got a C+ on the packet but I got an A on my multiple choice today. If I some how got a gift from God and the divine light shined on my paper at just the time Schemer was reading it and I some how got an A, I mite have a slim chance of getting an A for the nine weeks. [Key Word: slim]

-Environmental: I'm pretty much sealed up an A for the nine weeks with an A on my scrapbook.

-Literature: Heres the tricky one. Probably right now I have a true B average. However, I am one of the people with the best grades in the class. I'll just have to wait and see if Dysart curves the nine weeks grades at all.

-Office Aide: I'm pretty sure I got an A. lol. I hope so

-Calculus: A. Bachy by the way said the nicest things to my parents on open house. Big Shout out to him.

-Internship: I got an A. I love Ms. Goldberg. lol. Not in that way. Kinda like an older sister.

In other news, I seem to be torturing myself again. I kinda hoped that this wouldn't happen but I fell into the same trap again. And it kills me to watch this whole thing unfold.

College stuff starting to emerge. I just finished my community service project paperwork. Hopefully I'll get that out of the way. It just seems like everything is piling up at once and I can't escape.

Shout out to all the ppl Ive been hanging out with lately. Hopefully things will get better or I can finally realize that nothing is really wrong and that my problems aren't that bad. They feel real bad though and it deosn't seem like its going away.

Maybe 2morrow I can finally have a break with baseball practice and then my double header Sunday. Sofa, thanks for being an awesome friend and sorry that Golf sucks so bad. I hate it too. lol

"Don't touch that sign or your not a real Marlins fan!" -Crazy Cool Drunk Guy

Fri, 24 Sep 2004 21:58:28 GMT

Yesterday was so much fun. I got awesome seats to the Marlins game; 5th row behind the Phillies dugout. Well, before I get to that, I had golf Wednesday and Yesterday. Both days I got my name in the Paper. Wednesday, I shot a 51 and had the top score against Carol City. Thursday, I shot a 54 and had the second best score (1st on my team).

Back to the game. I got the tickets last minute, so I didn't have much time to find ppl to go wit. I ended up going with Evan and Duffy (HAPPY B-DAY DUFFY BTW). It was so much fun. The seats were so up close, that it was just a complete different view of the game. It brought out the roudy fan inside of me.

"CHHHHHHAAAAASSSSE"

"I Hate you, Jim Thome!"

"VU-KOOOO-VIIIICCCCHHH"

"Bobbby-Bobby"

"Bobby, we kno you daughter!"

Evan and I heckled the hell out of the Phillies and we cheered the hell out of the Marlins. There was also this stupid bitch soon to be kropper who had the audacity ot correct Evan and I when we did ur Juan Pierre cheer.

"Thats for Juan Encarnacionnnnn!"

[SLAP!]

The game ended sad though. But other than that it was really cool to hang out wit my friends. Shout out to Vicki, thanks for chillin wit me and talking baseball. Evan, we need to sneak into those seats next year. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUFF!

Thats about it; I'm about to go to baseball practice.

Jeanne, Jeanne, go away. Come again NEVER!

"Yea i did. Is that alrite with you?" -Bachy

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 21:18:18 GMT

A - Age: 17

B - Band: the 1 wit sofa and evan; we performing at nick party

C - Choice Of Meat: Steak

D - Dream Date: any1 right about now…lol

E - Excites You: baseball games

F - Favorite Food: probably steak

G - Greatest Gift: depends on the person

H - Happiest Day Of Your Life: not sure

I - Internal Conflicts: moving on

J - Jealous: of couples

K - Kool Aid: this old one they don’t make anymore; strawberry tea

L - Love: is cool

M - Most Valuable Thing You Own: Material- car Sentimental- this pillow I’ve had since I was born

N - Name: Jacob

O - Outfit: my baseball practice clothes

P - Pizza Topping: cheese

Q - Question I Want To Ask: Why?

R - Roots: Jewish, Czech Republican

S - Sport To Watch: baseball

T - TV Show: the assistant, real world philly

V - View: person I can’t get over

W - Weather: rain just cancelled practice

Y - Yesterday's Best Meal: breakfast at the GP’s

Z - Zodiac sign: aries

Last Kiss: none
Last Cry: don’t remember
Last Library Book Checked Out: baseball book about pitching
Last Movie Seen In a Theatre: spiderman 2 but there was one before that that I cant remember
Last Book Read: Oedipus
Last Cuss Word Uttered: F*ck (as the rain started pouring at practice)
Last Beverage Drank: frozen coke
Last Food Consumed: French fries
Last Phone Call: sofa
Last TV Show Watched: marlins lose to cubs in game 1
Last Time Showered: this morning
Last Shoes Worn: nmb sandals
Last CD Played: none
Last Soda Drank: the frozen version of coke
Last Thing Written: english homework on christian monks
Last Words Spoken: sure
Last Sleep: last night
Last IM: duffy
Last Sexual Fantasy: lol
Last Ice Cream Eaten: last week, vanilla, with caramel magic shell
Last Time Wanting to Die: never
Last Lipstick: never
Last Time Dancing: in my car….lol
Last Show Attended: camp show
Last Big Car Ride: leaving golf practice
Last Crush: the view
Last Annoyance: my mom last night
Last Disappointment: having golf practice rained out
Last Time Scolded: by my mom
Last Shirt Worn: red polo
Last Web Site Visited: my fantasy baseball site

NUMBER OF...
:x: piercings = none
:x: tattoos = none
:x: height = 6’1
:x: hair color = brown
:x: eyes = blue
:x: siblings = 4

LAST...
:x: movie you rented = I’d rather not say (and its not porn, evan)
:x: movie you bought = don’t remember
:x: song you listened to = Jojo – Baby it’s you
:x: song that was stuck in your head = Only one by yellowcard
:x: cd you bought = i dont buy cds
:x: cd you listened to = its all about the aol radio….lol
:x: person you've called = sofa
:x: person that's called you = nhi
:x: tv show you've watched = marlins lose to cubs in game 1
:x: Person you were thinking of = same person I like
:x: friend you made = ed and Audrey at greynolds

DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = yes
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = sometimes
:x: you think about suicide = hell no
:x: you believe in online dating = w/e floats your boat
:x: others find you attractive = I hope so
:x: you want more piercings = nope
:x: you drink = nope
:x: you do drugs = nope
:x: you smoke = nope
:x: you like cleaning = yea
:x: you like roller coasters = nope
:x: you write in cursive or print = print

FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = against
:x: using someone = against
:x: suicide = against
:x: killing people = against.
:x: teenage smoking = against
:x: doing drugs = against
:x: driving drunk = against
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = for
:x: soap operas = for

FAVOURITE...
:x: song = Sunday morning by maroon 5
:x: thing to do = pitch
:x: thing to talk about = baseball
:x: sports = baseball, golf, tennis, football, IBL baby
:x: drinks = frozen coke, strawberry milk, gatorade
:x: clothes = comfortable shirts and shoes
:x: movies = goldeneye
:x: singer = michelle branch
:x: holiday = Christmas

HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl = nope
:x: ever cried over a boy = nope
:x: ever lied to someone = yea
:x: ever been in a fist fight = nope
:x: ever been arrested = nope

WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = suave
:x: shoes do you wear = running shoes, skater shoes (kinda), sandals
:x: are you scared of = roaches and heights

NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love? none
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? None, but ive been hurt before
:x: of hearts I have broken? Hopefully none
:x: of girls I have kissed? None (unless you count the rely for life kissing booth)
:x: of boys I have kissed? none
:x: of drugs taken illegally? none
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? Quite a few
:x: of people I consider my enemies? none
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? A couple
:x: of scars on my body? Not alot
:x: of things in my past that I regret? alot

FAVORITE...
:x: disney movie = sleeping beauty
:x: word = I don’t kno…..you tell me
:x: nickname = slickk
:x: eye color = could care less
:x: flower = I don’t kno
:x: piercing = none
:x: actor = Edward norton
:x: actress = not sure

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty = sorta
:x: funny = only like half the time
:x: hot = nope
:x: friendly = most of the time
:x: amusing = I guess
:x: ugly = sometimes
:x: loveable = you tell me
:x: caring = yes
:x: sweet = yup
:x: defensive = yea

"It's because you got 3 strikes in a row, ya idiot!" -Gandhi

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 03:10:07 GMT

Today was alot of fun. Duffy, Gandhi, and I went bowling to help Duffy get prepared for Bowling Season. We paid for 2 hours, which resulted in five games. The first game Duffy showed why he made the team.

Game 1 : Duffy 148 Me 112

So right now, I'm thinking that I'm about to get second place all day. However, that wasn't the case.

Game 2 : Me 102 Duffy 97

I BEAT DUFFY! I was so shocked. I was just happy to win.

Game 3 : Me 116 Duffy 94

It wasn't a fluke! I won again! So I had a Two to One lead.

Game 4 : Me 147 Duffy 147

This one was a bitter sweet game. I broke my previous career high (139) but I had a chance to win. I only needed one pin out of five on the last fram and I didn't hit one. It also included my first ever turkey (3 strikes in a row).

Game 5 : Me 140 Duffy 138

This was the most exciting game. I came out of nowhere with a couple of strikes late and I ended up winning with 7 pins on the last frame.

So I won 3 games, lost 1 and tied 1. And to Duffy, You kno that it was all in fun and you kno you are my BFITWW.

In other news, School returns 2morrow. Project due in APES. Hopefully he gives extension even though I'm very happy with my project. Just to give me more time to rehearse.

Thats about it. First Golf Game 2morrow @ Northwestern. I hope I do good! Wish me luck.